Rants from the Ballmer Peak 
Songs for the NSA
In some firms there is silence at work. In others the firm pays to have music played globally, maybe because the decision people who want this are incapable of thoughts and the silence of their head scares them. At one of such firms I was lobotomized to love musical hits like Christina Aguilera's (aka P2P girl) Genio Atrapado (yes, in Spanish), or Dame dame sung by Chayanne and Jennifer López. It's a shame those two didn't release a promotional video. Or is it just I can't find it? Otherwise it would have looked really hot.
Anyway, thanks to the revelations made by Edward Snowden everybody knows about the Not Such Agency and their orwellian acts. If they have music played at work, I'm sure their playlist will have hits like Every breath you take, by The police. Let's see some of the lyrics:
And every move you make
Every bond you break, every step you take
I'll be watching you
Every single day
And every word you say
Every game you play, every night you stay
I'll be watching you
Oh can't you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take
Every move you make
And every vow you break
Every smile you fake, every claim you stake
I'll be watching you
Don't you love such classics?
[~]$ cd work [~/work]$ cd ethics -bash: cd: ethics: No such file or directory